Archive for the ‘Movie Trailers’ Category

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains

Friday, September 11th, 2009

One late night, I was able to catch this long forgotten gem.  This early 80’s film starred a young Diane Lane, Laura Dern, and Brent Spiner (Data from Star Trek).  The movie’s plot focused on a young, independent all-grrl punk band as they try to make it big.

This film is great since it follows this band from absolute obscurity till break-out stardom.  As the band becomes more popular, Diane Lane’s character is lead astray by the new shyster manager into selling her image to her fans (clothes, hair dye, makeup).  Her fans turn on her for turning them into foolish clones.  After some time, she and her band reinvent themselves and become more popular than ever.

Also, there’s other punk bands, family problems, and a love story.  What’s remarkable about this film is how one could watch it today and see how some of today’s bands go from unknowns to being very popular.  It illustrates the the process fairly well.  It’s well worth a visit if you get the chance.

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Blaxploitation Smackdown: Coffy vs. Black Caesar

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

The favorite and celebrated exploitation genre, blaxploitation, is full of an overwhelming number of titles.  Some films strived to be the best and poignant films of their day and others were complete shit (see The Guy from Harlem).  Here are two films remembered as being iconic in this genre and worth consideration for a rental. 

Coffy seems to come off as a serious film.  But, numerous gratuitous shots of bare breasted women (including Pam Grier!), multiple cat fights, and ridiculous plot take away from the gravity of the film.  Actually…let’s say this adds to the film.

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Black Caesar is a story about a street kid who takes a meteoric rise to the leader of a crime syndicate.  It includes everything from crime, drugs, dirty cops, and racism (and lots of the n-word).  This film can definitely treated as a more serious film than Coffy.  It also has an absolutely badass soundtrack! 

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Wrong Turn 2– Gore Gore & More Gore..

Friday, April 24th, 2009

Wrong Turn 2 takes gross gore to a new level.  Some of it is hard to watch and some is funny in a twisted way.

With that being said watch the first scene (below) and once you get through the opening credits be prepared to laugh.  Its super twisted and gross, but I chuckled.

Henry Rollins actually helped this movie tremendously.  Seemed to give the film a sence of value.  His character is hilarious!

Gross and full of gross suspense.  If you can handle looking at lots of deformed people and gross ways to die, go get this movie and be prepared to lose your lunch.

Just to balance it out there is a bit of T & A to please your eyes in the constant gorefest!

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“The Strangers”–Horror/Suspense Thriller

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

The Strangers is a movie worth watching.  It you want goosebumps and a gut wrenching fear of answering the door late at night then this is the movie for you.  With minimal gore and “monsters” this movie will out duel any high budget CG film.  Overall this movie gets an A based mainly on suspense, cinematography, and eeriness.  Acting was very good as well (since most acting in these films is questionable).  There isn’t much left to say except– Go get this film and don’t watch it alone!

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DEAD of WINTER 2006– Horror

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

I was asked to blog this movie, cause the cover looked so appealing to viewers who like horror and suspense thrillers.  The movie is about a C+ overall.  The suspense is good from time to time.  The acting was believable.   The only part that lost me was the mood swing of the main guy.  It seemed like the transition was lacking.  Take a look at the trailer.  It is honestly worth a watch if you like those types of movie (since most get an F).

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Now the ending does provide a twist, but getting there (to the end) is pretty rough.  Be prepared!

Flesh Gordon - Best Adult Comedy Spoof Ever

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

Well, first off - don’t get your hopes up.  This clip is pretty tame.  And so is the movie as well.  Flesh Gordon was quite a randy take on Flash Gordon.  This soft-porn film tries to do a double play as a comedy and an adult film.  It’s a fun movie to watch as long as you have the fast-forward button handy.  It gets very dull in parts, and the movie is obscenely long (like how I worked that in there?!).  You may find yourself more on the verge of passing out than on the verge of…well, you know.

And, of course, Happy April Fool’s Day!

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Hanzo the Razor (Japanese Exploitation Films)

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

Have I got a treat for you.  Watch this clip.  At about 30 seconds in you can see Hanzo’s exercise regiment.  You may want to try it out for yourself!

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The Hanzo films are something else.  I recently watched my first, Hanzo the Razor: Who’s Got the Gold?, and let me tell you it was a little bizarre.  Watching Hanzo interrogate a female ghost, by placing her in a net above him and twirling her on his large member, made me a little uncomfortable.  Also, my girlfriend was right beside me shaking her head.  We had no idea what we were in store for…

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Here’s a description of the film above by HK Flix.  They did a much better job than I can.  “From the pages of Kazuo Koike’s classic manga flies the incorruptible samurai cop, Hanzo Itami. Known for his “nasty habits”, fans of “The Razor” wouldn’t have it any other way. Orgying blind high priests, desperate royal wives, corruption, and conspiracy are all part of the mystery Hanzo uncovers at the Shogunate treasury. Appropriate procedures? That’s not the way Edo’s most well-endowed constable conducts his unique brand of police business. “Who’s Got The Gold?”, starring the legendary Shintaro Katsu (”Zatoichi”), brings the notorious Razor trilogy to a rousing climax, with extreme swordplay and Hanzo’s even more extreme “interrogations” of his female suspects.”